Okay you guys, here's the idea. First, we get 19 of these:
http://www.contemporist.com/2007/12/05/cork-flowerpot/
In four of them, we'll grow a bonsai tree.
In another four, we'll grow green wheatgrass.
And inside another four, we'll lean an artfully arrayed clutch of thin yellow bamboo stalks.
In three, we'll put in a zen rock garden.
Another three, we'll fill with small red pumice stones.
Finally, in one of them we'll grow a cactus.
AND THEN...
..we put them all together, and play *the most gorgeous game of Settlers Of Catan EVER*