Affluenza: January 30

A rolling pin that imprints Made In England on your pastries:http://www.kathleenhills.co.uk/products/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=79&products_id=214
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Glow In The Dark bicycle:
http://www.highsnobiety.com/home/the_daily_news/archive/2008/january/25/puma_glow_rider/index.htm
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Uh, Michael Kors...
http://www.shopbop.com/debutante-cutout-wedge-sandal-kors/vp/v=1/845524441810950.htm
...are you feeling ok?
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The Child Child Chair (sic) combines two child-sized chairs and a small table:
http://www.childchildchair.com/
Perfect for child-to-child negotiations.
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Nudie Jeans has a great tutorial on their site on how to (not) wash your blue jeans.
http://www.nudiejeans.com/thisisnudie/takecare.php
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The longer I do these the more I realize that the apartment in My Two Dads was a cultural touchstone for a generation of designers:
http://www.moderndose.com/product_info.php?cPath=48_76&products_id=233

Related? Jesse And The Rippers merchandise:
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/jesseandtherippers/male
http://www.cafepress.com/buy/humor%2090s/-/pv_design_details/pg_1/id_20206987/opt_/fpt_/c_666/
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Turntable Watch:
http://www.fludwatches.com/product-details.php?pid=55&cid=1
(They got that person who writes art gallery websites to do the copy!)
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I really like this ampersand T-shirt:
http://www.beamst.com/cgi/item_detail.php3?qId=75-04-0145-027&qLang=en
Is this the first graphic T I've given the Affluenza stamp of approval? Could be...
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Though a lot of it is the usual cutie-pie Etsy garbage, Vesper Jewelry has a few pieces I particularly like.
Double Partridge necklace:
http://www.vesperjewelry.com/jewelry/doublepart.html
Peacock feather earrings:
http://www.vesperjewelry.com/jewelry/peacock.html
But most especially this breathtaking owl pendant necklace:
http://www.vesperjewelry.com/jewelry/owl.html
Wow!
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I love the shape of this, but your cat will be even more disdainful of you than it already is if it finds out you spent $160 on cardboard:
http://www.designpublic.com/shop/marmalade-pet-care/10094
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Size: 6" wide mustache on 12" stick
http://store.roseandradish.com/product-exec/product_id/1869/nm/Something_s_Hiding_in_Here_Wood_Mustache
Gah! Why didn't I find out about this in time to order for Mardi Gras!?
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Arzu Firuz's stunning vinyl floor laminate:
http://www.vivre.com/control/product/~category_id=175/~product_id=39465
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Flavour Design, you have been found guilty of taking antique items of great beauty and turning them into ugly kitschy loveseats that look like store decorations from Claire's Boutique.
http://www.flavourdesign.com/product.php?ProdNo=100
(My grandmother was way ahead of this trend, by the way...she converted an antique toilet into a garden planter.)