I'm a little bummed, though, 'cause that was totally my idea for an About The Author photo...

Whoa...I'm dead serious here, the poster for the new Larry The Cable Guy movie is ten times better than it has any right to be:

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_13797.html

It looks like the work of Gregory Crewdson, maybe, or some ice-cold German art collective doing a project about "America."

I would totally love to get a print of that photo, sans text...how awesome would that shot be, like, ten feet tall and hanging in a minimalist dining room?

I'm completely not kidding, I'm so in love with that photo it drives me crazy a little.