Sunday, January 4

The Diluted Mystery of Absinthe

The NY TIMES calls bullshit on absinthe.

If absinthe were a band, it would be Interpol, third-hand piffle masquerading as transgressive pop culture. If absinthe were sneakers, it would be a pair of laceless Chuck Taylors designed by John Varvatos for Converse. If it were facial hair, it would be the soul patch. If absinthe were a finish on kitchen and bath fixtures, it would be brushed nickel.

Wait, what? Slow down...

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