Pevear and Volokhonsky really make the text come alive, don't they?

via Wikipedia and Waxy.org, the correct translation of Zero Wing's "All your base are belong to us" cutscene:

AD 2101: War has begun.

Captain: What was that?

Engineer: Someone has planted a bomb on the ship!

Communication operator: Captain! Receiving transmission!

Captain: What?!

Communication operator: Incoming visual on the main screen.

Captain: Y...You!

CATS: You look busy, gentlemen. With the help of the Federation Government forces, CATS has taken all of your bases. Your ship is about to meet its doom as well.

Captain: This...this is ridiculous!

CATS: We are grateful for your cooperation. Cherish these few remaining moments of your lives. Ha ha ha ha ha...

Communication operator: Captain....

Captain: I order you to launch all ZIG units! We have no choice but to entrust them with our hopes for our future. We're counting on you, ZIG!

UPDATE: Don't miss the always-hilarious Wikipedia discussion page about whether or not this translation truly belongs on a fake encylopedia created by amazing gaylords.