A Little Romance

This is either:

-some dude's fictionalized pretentious Second Life pseudo-erotica, or

-a transcript of some dude's actual pretentious Second Life pseudo-erotica.

Either way, it's so hilarious and depressing I'm gonna go get some Indian food.

http://blogs.salon.com/0002007/stories/2007/10/30/aLittleRomance.html


(Please don't think I'm suggesting you read every single word of this. Just skim it and crack up at how CORNY some guys can get when they don't want to admit they get boners like the rest of us.)