Wednesday, March 26

Cowboy Hat And Red Lips

Say what you will about Fergie--and believe me, I have--but she tells a good meth story. This is actually genuinely funny:

"I had about 20 different conspiracy theories. I painted the windows in my apartment black so they couldn't see in. One day, when I was about 90 pounds, a guy comes up to me. I'm searching in the bushes for clues about whatever they're after me for. I'm in a cowboy hat and red lips....he hands me a muffin. I'm thinking: 'He's in on it.'"

1 comment:

Dial_m said...

I am glad that Fergie can tell a good meth story, because otherwise I'd be unaware of

Rick Ames, alleged traitor to the CIA, has a profile, where's yours?