Philippe Starck tells magazine design is dead, intends to retire; is put on suicide watch

I assume this is like that time Jay-Z retired:

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jZ9aaCenPfUCVgRIlkxTfDDvbzow

(Uh, nice jacket, hombre...)

Seriously: save it for your LiveJournal...